The creatures who live in the Chemical Playschool are delighted to reveal this, the 10th episode, in their particular soap opera. The journey began back in 1981 while THE LEGENDARY PINK DOTS were rehearsing in a small, dingy room in a squalled house in London. Unbeknown to the fumbling but enthusiastic few-piece band, their neighbor- who will be referred to here as Dr. Bliss- was experimenting with snails, Molazien 55971, the fetus of the extremely rare Moldavien tree slug and a liter of Diet Coke. His diabolical plan was to make the slug whistle "God Save the Queen" while simultaneously blowing indestructible soap bubbles. However, the experiment was proving to be a dull failure until THE SILVERMAN produced an irritating blurping sound on his synthesizer in the next room. The test tubes shattered. Formless, blobby "things" slurped across the doctor's room, slipped under the door, into the PINK DOTS' rehearsal space and into the ears of the unsuspecting musical combo.